1234!
puke on the pavement, beer in my hand, passed out on the dirty ground
got no money, lost my pants, think i just got bit by rats
i can't remember where i've been, what i've done or who i've seen
this damn nights been such a blur, i can't believe i barely got through

i wont be coming home tonight
because it really is too late
im all alone here in this gutter
and i cant even get some butter
i can't find a way to get home
the a-bus left 2 seconds ago
and all my doors are locked and its 2 am and i GOT NO KEY!

the party was such a dream, i cant remember it at all
a keg a donkey and 2 beers
the world started spinning and i couldnt hear
everything went blank far and near
got tossed on my ass and then it was clear
passed out in a gutter, got covered in the trash
and passed right out..

The gutters my only friend tonight! (my only friend tonight!)